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                  \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A relaxed, garment-dyed cotton tee with a playful, bookish design that speaks to anyone who’d rather turn pages than stare at a screen. The soft, broken-in hand of the garment-dye process and heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton make this shirt feel lived-in from the first wear. A simple, retro-style graphic — a bespectacled reader and the line “I READ FASTER THAN YOU WATCH” — sits across the chest in bold blue, delivering a cheeky nod to slow, deliberate pleasures: cozy chairs, cups of tea, and long afternoons with a good book. The tee’s roomy, relaxed fit and durable double-needle stitching mean it stands up to repeated reading sessions and washes, while the pre-shrunk fabric keeps the fit consistent. Offered in a wide range of colors and sizes, it’s an easy wardrobe staple for readers who appreciate comfort and personality in equal measure.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft, lived-in texture and subtle color depth\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting shape\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL available, sewn-in label, and 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47638046638229,"sku":"64917812049312094178","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ S","offer_id":47653519229077,"sku":"21734793742072120980","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":47653519261845,"sku":"31368350486234151975","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47638046834837,"sku":"71880301586759699254","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ M","offer_id":47653519294613,"sku":"91661523732885703379","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":47653519327381,"sku":"89563812716448188311","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47638047031445,"sku":"30844497211961271804","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ L","offer_id":47653519360149,"sku":"16863402504470813567","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":47653519392917,"sku":"23821420042578749176","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47638047228053,"sku":"28246417151752800558","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ XL","offer_id":47653519425685,"sku":"89956709308439050366","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":47653519458453,"sku":"16777928035288344813","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47638047424661,"sku":"31320653627018083185","price":22.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 2XL","offer_id":47653519491221,"sku":"18792440286993073810","price":22.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":47653519523989,"sku":"32418284425493669223","price":22.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 3XL","offer_id":47653519556757,"sku":"13484956388440684859","price":26.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":47653519589525,"sku":"47695630546794380206","price":26.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47638047654037,"sku":"29707814251490321474","price":26.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 4XL","offer_id":47653519622293,"sku":"21551782267688955413","price":29.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":47653519655061,"sku":"15138120058737582396","price":29.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":47641215500437,"sku":"86057941817606160873","price":29.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/5383\/2853\/files\/2102386115731691990_2048.jpg?v=1786838364","url":"https:\/\/shop.theregoapp.com\/products\/i-read-faster-than-you-watch-t-shirt-funny-reading-nerd-tee","provider":"Rego Movie Merchandise","version":"1.0","type":"link"}