I Read Faster Than You Watch T-Shirt — Funny Reading Nerd Unisex Tee

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I Read Faster Than You Watch T-Shirt — Funny Reading Nerd Unisex Tee

$20.68

Color: White White Butter Ivory

Size: S S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

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	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A relaxed, garment-dyed cotton tee with a playful, bookish design that speaks to anyone who’d rather turn pages than stare at a screen. The soft, broken-in hand of the garment-dye process and heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton make this shirt feel lived-in from the first wear. A simple, retro-style graphic — a bespectacled reader and the line “I READ FASTER THAN YOU WATCH” — sits across the chest in bold blue, delivering a cheeky nod to slow, deliberate pleasures: cozy chairs, cups of tea, and long afternoons with a good book. The tee’s roomy, relaxed fit and durable double-needle stitching mean it stands up to repeated reading sessions and washes, while the pre-shrunk fabric keeps the fit consistent. Offered in a wide range of colors and sizes, it’s an easy wardrobe staple for readers who appreciate comfort and personality in equal measure.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft, lived-in texture and subtle color depth
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting shape
- Sizes S–4XL available, sewn-in label, and 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Product Information

Sizing, questions, and how to care for your piece

How to measure

Chest

Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.

Length

Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve

Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.

Tip: Lay your favorite tee flat and compare with the chart for best fit.

All measurements are in inches.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length (from center back), in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Frequently Asked Questions

Find answers to the most common questions about our t-shirts.

How do I choose the right size?

Please refer to our Size Guide tab for detailed measurements. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit or sizing down for a more fitted look.

What is your return or exchange policy?

We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery, provided the item is unworn and unwashed.

How long does shipping take?

Standard shipping typically takes 3-7 business days depending on your location.

Do you offer international shipping?

Yes, we ship to most countries worldwide. Shipping costs and timelines vary by destination.

Will the print fade after washing?

Our prints are designed to last. Following the care instructions will help preserve the print for longer.